2026.09.21
On the Ethics of Setting Fruit on Fire
Short answer: it depends on the fruit. Long answer: below, with diagrams and one apology.
Ethics6 min
Lab logs & field notes
Writing
Rants, findings and correspondence. Peer review pending indefinitely.
2026.09.08
Lab Log 047: The Goo Has Opinions
Day three. It has started pooling toward the window. I have moved the window.
Lab Log3 min
2026.08.30
A Field Guide to Things That Should Not Glow
Most of them are in my kitchen. Some of them are in this post.
Field Guide9 min
2026.08.12
Every Experiment Needs a Control and an Extinguisher
Notes on method, written after the second one was needed.
Method5 min
2026.07.27
Letters I Did Not Send, Vol. II
Official correspondence from the desk, withheld for everyone’s benefit until now.
CorrespondenceUnclear
2026.07.03
Lab Log 046: Containment Was a Suggestion
The jar was rated for liquids. Nobody asked the liquid.
Lab Log2 min
2026.06.18
Color Theory, as Taught by a Spill
Six pigments enter. One dark pool leaves. A short study of who wins.
Field Guide7 min
2026.05.29
Peer Review: I Asked the Cat
The cat declined to comment, then knocked the sample off the bench. Accepted with revisions.
Method4 min